Did you get yelled at dear?
Can you elaborate on the first point, please? I sense a good story.
Weeeelllll….the woman working the creepy new TSA body scan assault machine apparently pressed the “wrong button” for me, and had to do it twice. I asked what she meant and her reply was “I’ve been pushing ‘blue’ for so long, I forgot I needed to push ‘pink’ for you.”
My response was “Why?”
Her response? “Blue is for boys, pink is for girls.”
Her: “Because blue is for boys and pink is for girls.”
At this point, I gave a questioning, skeptical, perhaps not very polite face. And she quite tersely told me to move along because I was holding up the line.